Wrote this yesterday...
Took a little trip to see the doctor today
Found out on an ultrasound what Taylor would weigh
Seems the little guy comes in at NINE POUNDS PLUS!
The doctor shook her head and said "It's baby or bust"
We're headin' to the hospital to get a little potion
When applied a certain way evokes some cervical motion
And then the next morning, we'll try for a day
To see if we can birth him in the usual way
If that's a no-go, then we've got a plan B
He'll make his escape through a little surgery
Assuming that tomorrow is the day his life is startin'
Irish eyes will shine on Mr. Taylor Jay O'Martin
Now we're heading to the hospital. Life will never be the same...